Dear Sarah’s Immune System:
I need a favor. I know. I understand. You’ve been stressed recently. We successfully fought off all in the same hectic week the germies from my Dad’s flu, Peter’s head cold and Swine Flu back in October. We’ve also managed to avoid any other kind of sickness through November and well into December and still work with the public. Though with the help of more hand sanitizer than I care to admit.
However. It’s December 17th. The week before Xmas. The busiest and biggest week at my store. My job. My livelihood. My chance at an 8 day cruise with a bunch of my friends. My opportunity to make a ****load of money. I really need to be at the top of my game this next week.
So. I’ll make a deal with you. If you push for one more week to keep me healthy I will let whatever germies have decided to settle here run their course and you can take a vacation. On December 25th you have full permission to knock me on my ass and keep me in bed for a good week. I will not complain. I promise.
Please consider my proposal as I think it’s a valid one that would benefit us both. I would appreciate an immediate response. Thank you and Happy Holidays!
Sarah
