I’ve decided there are 6 different levels of clean.
1. Every day clean- Whoops I forgot to vacuum this week.
2. Little Sister clean- You pick up the things you don’t want her to see…the empty condom box in the bathroom and the bank overdraft statement on the counter.
3. Big Sister clean- This is the first step where actual cleaning is involved. You clean but don’t pay too much attention to what you’re doing.
4. Mom clean- You actually clean and you pay attention to what you’re doing but you don’t clean under the fridge. She won’t look there.
5. The President is coming over for dinner clean- Refer to Mom clean but clean under the fridge.
6. Mother-in-law clean- This is a level of clean that can never be achieved. But we still try. Right up until the last minute.
Happy Turkey Day!
